A MAN A PLAN A ZOMBIE PANAMA

Give him ten grand.

I hate every Biff I see
From Biff Part A to Biff Part Z
No you’ll never make a butthead out of meeeeee
Oh my god, I was wrong
It was mom, all along
You’ve finally made a butthead…
(Yes, we’ve finally made a butthead)
Yes, you’ve finally made a butthead out of me!
I love you Doc Brown!

I can't wait to see the bear in the little car!

Lookit him! He's eatin' it!

It's true; a bundle of posts was used in place of Shaquille O'Neal for a great deal of Kazaam.

You have to use vodka for that; if you use straight whiskey people will too easily smell it on your breath.

It''s so cute, he calls it a mayon-Mitt!

What? All she did was encourage a game of solitaire.

Now bring on some remakes of all those locker room scenes!

Well, he was no Alan Keyes.

Lasers and a fog machine?

Neal: Bill, Dallas sucks.
Bill: You suck! Dallas rules!

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
*Appreciative applause*

You see the butthole lever here? Now, if you take the top
off, you will find a little red butthole. Whatever you do, don't touch the butthole.

Downvoted for reminding me that midichlorians are a thing.

MINERALS

You did. His name was Stampy. You loved him.

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!

What about angry loners and the unemployable?