The Hall of Presidents you speak of is in Walt Disney World in Orlando, the "One Nation Under God" of my youth at Disneyland in Anaheim was shuttered years ago.

Animatronic Abe Lincoln
Can we bring him back with an animatronic Ronald Reagan? Imagine the entertainment!

Regarding all of his Buddhism references, I offer him a one-handed golf clap.

I don't see what's so hard to understand. When properly invoked by spirited party people Dr. Funkenstein will descend from the DogStar in the Mothership. His objective will be to tear the roof off the sucka, drop da bomb. In this bliding flash of funk people's minds will be freed allowing him to put funk in their…

I'm dissapointed that he didn't ask George to weigh in on the vexing "Get Up Vs. Get Down" conflict that still dogs us to this day. Asses are in jeopardy people!!

The song I remember most from 1997 was "Hell" by Squirrel Nut Zippers. Man, I loved that band. How did they ever end up on the radio? I'm going to throw in "Perennial Favorites" just to reminisce.

Sir Dunlop Tubeless

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Zeavon's "My Shit's Fucked Up" is as awesome as a song about the inevitability of death could ever be. Pure poetry…

No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name… Danger.

Wild Hogs, Old Dogs. Is this alliteration or assonance? I'm arguing assonance because of the dominant vowel sounds. Can I get a ruling on this? Is there an English grammar major in the house?

Thanks Erik. Still depressed me, though!

Please tell me that wasn't canon. I know it probably isn't, but I need to hear someone say it. I'd never seen it before.

Meant to post this here: Whenever I go to a new country I always check out the McDonalds to see what region-specific items they've added to the menu. The McMutton sandwich in Mumbai, The Bulgogi Burger in Korea, The Aussie burger (basically a quarter pounder with a huge beet slice on it), the Tokyo McDs had a…

Whenever I go to a new country I always check out the McDonalds to see what region-specific items they've added to the menu. The McMutton sandwich in Mumbai, The Bulgogi Burger in Korea, The Aussie burger (basically a quarter pounder with a huge beet slice on it), the Tokyo McDs had a curry-burger thing going on…

One could even say that the AV Club's coverage has been very 50 Cent-ric of late. Ho ho! [Kill me now]

Apparently Mr. Cent is doing enough to warrant no less than five AV Club articles dedicaed to him in the last week and a half. It is decidedly working.

They were too busy getting pregnant behind the Junior High…

"I've always loved you…"

If I bring a bag of Death Rain chips, will you sign it?