It has that guy from Wings in it.

Liverpoolian or Liverpudlian? Can I get a ruling on this?

"Vroom vroom, der party starter!"

"I'm detecting too much humanity in this track. Set filters for maximum technosity…schnell!"

Think you need to clean up #3 there. LL Cool J claims (?) wrote this song. Yes, I am an English major and have no life.

Hey-o!

Ahem, No gnudes is BAD gnudes…

Wasn't that the one with Kattan curled up in fear on his chair screaming "No, Vanilla, No!!!" If so, that's one of the funniest things ever. I'm going to start using that in everyday situations, as a matter of fact…

Oh, and failed eighth-sies…

What other "bombs" can one "drop" to achieve the same effect? The Janitor Bomb? The Arby's Roast Beef Slicer Bomb? The Jizz Mopper bomb?

Yes, Sean…I will now stick my head in an oven.

On the plus side, Amelie has given me the term "Jayhad" which I will now use whenever my friend Jay goes off on a rant. The Hater: Increasing MY Word Power!

It's astounding..

Thumbs akimbo…

I would also like to give props to the random acts of boobage. I guess you'd call them boobie non-sequitors as they have little to do with story at hand. The show itself is hit or miss, but I'd like to be on the record as "pro-boob".

How much would you pay to see a Ryan/Tatum reenactment of the Olive Garden ad? I'm right at $37.50 myself.

Amelie, the "Ryan O'Neal unwittingly hits on his estranged daughter at Farrah's funeral" story would make a striking and complementary companion piece to this particular hate. just sayin'

Leave her alone, she's married to Jesus

So she "visits all of her ex-boyfriends to retrieve things she lost during each of the relationships" Lost what…shoes? Records? Self-respect? Virginity? That last one's going to be tricky to get back…

Do you have a jaw like a jack-o-lantern?