Back in high school a friend gave me a tape that had that song on it. After about 90 seconds it just cut out, right during the first crescendo. I thought it was an on-purpose, profound artistic statement and some deep shit about death and impermanence and dependancy. Years later I found out that my friend was just…

I can only hope that his movie will not cast the fair city of Sacramento in a poor light…

If I gain 70 pounds and kill off 90% of my brain cells can I play her schluby, dumb but loveable husband? I've already written three fanfic treatments:
Episode 1: In which I debut my catchphrase: "Now you're cooking with gas!!" This is typically said after I enter her prep area and fart noisily althought the…

I have three apologies:
-The double-post
-*known
-I think I fucked up the syllables in the last line

There was a poor man named Connoly
Know for his deft movie homilies
but his thick Irish lilt
was mocked to the hilt
when he earned a hatin' from Amelie

There was a poor man named Connoly
Know for his deft movie homilies
but his thick Irish lilt
was mocked to the hilt
when he earned a hatin' from Amelie

Faith and Begorrah!

Citizen Kane: The Guy From Kung-Fu and His Sled-Katana

I'm naming my firstborn Doc Sportello…

You think that's bad? Pynchon's author photo is a painting by Patrick Nagel.

I award you two Q-tips.

I just listened to it…it's Biz freestyling (with a little beatbox thrown in!) as the Boys jam "Groove Holmes". I do not exaggerate in saying it's their best collaboration, ever. Funny, loopy, funky…it's going onto my playlist immediately.

"Beware beware it is the Firstie's isle ," So Jason cried
"Turn turn the vessel's course, Death waits us there"

My favorite part was when the building collapsed.

As a current resident Hawaiian Haole I am sad to report that our idyllic tropical paradise is not the liberal hotbed you might imagine, Presidential progenitorial facts notwithstanding. Yes, Fox News is number one, taxes are evil, and Sarah Palin is greatly misunderstood, at least according to a sizable number of…

@Windowsmasher. The painting ownership rotation has never been a source of conflict…yet. In fact I would daresay it's brought us together in that we try to have a party at the new custodian's house during each changeover. I was able to find the episode in which he painted it on a PBS compilation tape so we watch…

I lurve Bob Ross so this seems like the best time place to brag about the original Bob Ross painting that I and my four friends bought at a charity auction. (It was a little spendy so we all went in together) We rotate custody of it every 6 months. It is the single most awesome thing I (kind of) own. Just thinking…

Today's history lesson:
Back in Ancient Greece men would hold their testicles when swearing an oath. The threat being that they would be "taken" if the man was found out to be lying. This is where we get our word "Testify".
You are all now .0097% smarter. Go impress your frineds. Enjoy.

Mama se, mama sa, ma ma coo sa.

Sa da tey!