Nothing like living in Wisconsin and using a processed dairy-like product from out-of-state. That's how you pander.

Wow. This is more introspection into the psyche of Scott Walker than I ever needed. Did he literally sell his soul to the Koch Brothers for a daily ham and cheese sandwich? At least tell me it has some extra rich Havarti or triple cream Brie or something to justify this to his constituents.

Can't, she might be bleeding from her whatever after one of those facelifts.

"I hoped the stage housing the republican candidates would collapse into a pit of hellfire returning them from whence they came."

The President gets burned in effigy on a regular basis. I doubt many of these people are interviewed by the Secret Service. It seems like overkill for a photo shoot some moron thought would be "provocative."

False equivalence is just lazy. It avoids the illusion of taking a side. If anyone genuinely believed that e-mails are the same as fascism, you can talk yourself into anything that no amount of critical thinking can fix.

Trump even broke South Park. He can destroy the environment, the Fourth Estate, our free elections, and my own personal sanity, but going after my cartoons means war.

Yes, but can he eat 72 Kwik-E-Mart hotdogs?

I take it that this feat is not directly equatable to Grand Slams, NBA titles, Stanley Cups, or World Series championships. But, nothing may be more distinctly American than overeating. It was only a matter of time before we made a "sport" out of it.

No. Just out of the infinite number of timelines and universes, we got the really fucked up one.

I just assumed Trump supporters would love the EU and want to remain.

To hell with the Declaration of Independence. We should be part of the glorious United Kingdom. Bring on the tea, biscuits, and Doctor Who marathons. If you truly love the United States of America, you absolutely wish they had remained with the United Kingdom and the European Union.

Don't forget, he led among voters who claimed to be evangelicals but never go to church. I didn't even know that this oxymoronic demographic existed until this election.

He didn't ask for a picture of himself.

I might try this as my retirement plan. But I'm a Democrat that votes, so it may not have the desired outcome for your purposes.

I think they were at least forced to change that.

It's confirmed, I'm the boring one. I just use a plain old green olive with pimento.

Oh god, I just did that last night. We have too much in common. Abort! Abort!

It's amazing how we will change things. Several years ago, I saw the excerpts of new textbooks in Texas (other states have done this as well) that downplayed slavery's role in the Civil War. It went so far as to suggest most slaves didn't have it that bad.

With House, it's never Lupas, except for that time it was.