They spelled "Crap" wrong in the title.

Ahhh…Counselor Troi. Perhaps the most useless character on a TV show ever, an Empath without any discernible empathy or ability to bring anything to the show. If her every scene were only photographed in the shower she still would have been boring.

This brings a whole new meaning to "Fuck Death". Now it sounds palatable.

In his next film he's going to play Brian Jones in the swimming pool. Happy now?

Expect to be beaten up by women.

Why don't I drink it? My piggy brothers and sisters keep pushing me out of the way. So I have to get in mom's purse and take money down to the convenience store and have Slurpees.

Understand he said something to the effect of 'people are tired of talking about what happened in Rio' today. Nope. Asshole behavior never dies, pal.

What about if we want to go back and abort it in its first trimester?

Or he done the girl wrong.

Didn't Cubby go on to produce the James Bond films? And bang Ursula Andress and Honor Blackman? If so, HE was The Mouseketeer.

Race walking is weird. Curling is just fucking stupid. Pissing in the snow would be more interesting.

A reporter from the National Enquirer tried to track down a story???!!! What happened to their journalistic disintegrity?

Jeez…all this time I thought he'd been blacklisted because he was talentless.

Balloon animals of Jesus, silly.
(hmm…not a bad band name there)

Which—somehow—seems to be every project in the Western Hemisphere. That low-fat mocha lacchatamismo you bought today? He got a tenth-of-a-cent from it. It adds up.

"A tragic rimming accident"???
Involving an SUV? A wildfire? Lightning strike or a gelatin-dynamite butt plug?
The mind boggles at the terrible possibilities.

Actually, it's my favorite Cure track by some distance.

Are you sure it's not Jimmy James from the Blue Flames?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ohhhh that's cold.
True, perhaps, but cold.

Please don't give it to the baby seal. The baby seal didn't filibuster against the NRA. And the weird sound came about like this: one of Zappa's brain-laundered minions slipped a wireless AM microphone into the pocket of Supreme Court Justice Whizzer White and recorded a prolonged passing of gas, which FZ…