That's not collagen. It's Cheney fat.

I'll have a pineapple daiquiri, bartender. Shaken. Not stirred.

Alligators come from your balls? Wow.

Nope…the role of Bob Denver is DEFINITELY Matthew Maconeyhaughey's role of a lifetime. However the fuck he spells it.

Would that have been frickin' GREAT??? A German ship is torpedoed and the last thing they hear before it hits is "Camptown Fuckin' Races"??? Take that, Nazi Scum!

Kinda like Trump, huh?

I haven't read through all the comments here—just skimmed one page—but it seems that all but a few of the posters on it are missing the point of the book and the review: the woman is a mercenary bimbo with the intelligence of a low-wattage table lamp. Thank you. You may now return to Gilbert Gottfried's sex life…or…

Aren't we ALL thinking of his sex life, my son? Hath not the Lord commanded it to be so?

My wife says people who have those things are all fucked up in the head.
Including some women she's worked for.

What a boring idea. Now if it were an all-black all-female remake of the "Dirty Dozen" with Oprah in the Lee Marvin role, Viola Davis in the Telly Savalas role, and Ronda Rousey in the Jim Brown role (in blackface, of course)…I'd be there in a nanosecond.

Plus it had the great Cuban cocksucker Cesar Romero in it.

The Hall was rented for a Bar Mitzvah that night so his induction took place in a VFW in Akron. He's probably pissed off because he got shunted on the bar tab, but Cheap Trick et al left early and he was last one there.

Dear Nathan Rabin:
You should have shit-canned your review if the man's life didn't come up to your standards of entertainment. He's had enough negativity and doesn't need yours.

Thinking people who have a sense of humor. No wonder you don't like him.

Have they found her body yet?

If Superman is living with Lois Lane—presumably in a sexual relationship, because what natural girl wouldn't want a Man of Steel?—and has an orgasm, wouldn't her head or her torso EXPLODE? Can somebody please offer a reasonable alternative? If the dude is going to BLOW, wouldn't his shot be like a 155mm howitzer? …

STILL love 'Traction in the Rain'…still have the cassette I bought at an Army PX when it came out.

And drown. (hopefully)

Probably not, but if you go to your local police station, they likely have a bunch in their evidence room they'd like to get rid of so they'll have space for other evidence. Bring cash and ask nicely at the desk. And be a good consumer: ask for a taste so they don't sell you the cheap buzzweed. Lotsa times they're…

How could an interviewer have missed that? Poor prep, Mister un-Hep.