Sorry you grew up. What else did you lose in the transition?

Well, stop uploading your damned schedule to the NSA's 'Coming Stupid Attractions' website, then!

What's your next article in this line? "15 Songs That Were Improved By The Lead Singer Having Ear-splitting Explosive Diarrhea While Recording?"
The only place bagpipes belong is on a Corvus Corax record.

The U. of O. has had rights to the use of the trademarked duck for decades, I believe, as long as they don't call him 'Donald'. I think his name in Eugene is 'Pissed-off Duck'.

Crap. I thought Axanar was a drug for erectile dysfunction. What the hell was it that I took last night, then?

I really thought that was disrespectful behavior by the Irish mongrel. You don't call the Fuhrer "Hitler". Waaay too informal.

Christ! That Picture! Is Sarah Chalke the daughter she gave up at birth for adoption?

I would agree with that for some comedians…if you moved it down to 83 Seconds. Including credits. I think we can all agree there are some who deserved only that screen time.

So celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart's Day instead. He'll likely not mind.

For me, the only one who left any impression was Leslie Hung…and not a one of the rest could lift M.K. Brown's bra strap. But then, she passed beyond cartooning and into fine art a long time ago.

What the hell you think this is, muscle boy? Commie China? Go back to Taiwan where you belong.

That picture with the article…Ben Johnson, Warren Oates, Bill Holden and Ernie Borgnine…if that were done as an armpit-to-armpit tattoo nobody'd EVER fuck with you. All you'd have to do is open your shirt. Villains'd buy you a drink and invite you home to meet their families, figuring you were a badass worth knowing.

Very likely? None. Yakima Canutt—former World rodeo champ, stunt rider/villain in early John Wayne films, noted stunt- and second-unit director and winner of an Academy Award and ASPCA awards for his work—was appalled in the early 30s at the destruction of horses in movie stunts and designed harnesses and training…

One of their absolute GREATEST bits was when they sang Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" with Gilda Radner, Laraine Newman, and Jane Curtin on a special they did for NBC the second season SNL was on. I watched that with a couple of people and we were all near death from laughing. Great, great act; one of the…

Coulda used multiple continuing chapters of this interview. Shame it couldn't have gone one. And on. One of the most informative interviews about the acting process AV Club has ever done.

That's no default of ours, pal.

Bud Abbott was—according to Groucho Marx—the best straight man in the business. He was also a pretty severe epileptic in a day where there wasn't any medication and the only thing that helped control his form of epilepsy was alcohol…so he drank a lot. But the Abbott & Costello characters came about because Lou's…

You want to put Sarah Palin's house in Lenin's grave? Won't it be crowded? Can you guarantee she'll be in it? And it'll be sealed like a tomb?

My personal thought is that Michael Ironside looks more like Lenin. (apologies to the actor if it gets back to him and he's p.o.ed)

I couldn't even GET to hurting. My dick nerves shut down in sheer horror and now I have to go listen to Joni Mitchell music for a few hours to wipe my mind of the thought…not because I'm particularly in love with her music but because I know Joni Mitchell would never do that kind of shit to a guy.