They're all white guys? Shit! I never knew!

Gates of Steel. GREAT ROCK SONG. Period. Anyone who hates it is a Maoist stooge or mainline Republican.

I'd comment but I got a sore trout.

And Leonard Nimoy tried to kill him on one episode, too. I doubt Jeff Bridges ever forgave him for that.

Oh…another for the list…'Space 1999' starring Martin Landau and Barbara Bain, in which an explosion throws the moon out of orbit and sailing across space, leading the moonbase inhabitants to meet new alien species. As bad as the original 'Battlestar Galactica', it was called 'Space 1949' by the public who laughed at…

O hell yes! Richard Basehart as Admiral Nelson and David Hedison as Captain Somebody-or-other chewing up scenery. Plots so terrible that the AV Club should do an article about the worst plotted TV shows of all time and put this in with 'The Time Tunnel' (from the same producer, Irwin Allen). In one episode Robert…

I for one am waiting with abated breath for the Pat Boone/Snoop Liondogg album.

And what's he/she going to do with it?
Oh yeah…paint it with peyote and crushed berries and turn the Virgins loose on it. I forgot.

That's actually been tried…the Salt Lake Choppers' Womens Circle. Published their findings in the Journal of the American Mutilators Association in 1973.

All this discussion back and forth is pointless. The real point is: the movie was successful. The studio will hire a few hacks to make Birdman 2 and we'll all have it very poorly explained . Pass the joint already. You've had that for at least 20 minutes. What was in that thing, again? I can't feel my toes.

Peyote, you silly bastard. That's more alive than any of us.

Always loved Tubeway Army and the Gary Numan that immediately followed, as well as John Foxx and many others. However, "Don't You Want Me" is a song that makes me want to vomit out my ears. Whiny piece of feces.

It's pretty much apropos that what's considered the first great piece of American art glorifies the Klan. Glenn Beck et al can cry their tears about "the greatest nation ever", but the truth is that it wouldn't be here at all if it weren't based on the enforced labor of kidnap victims and their descendants.

I believe you refer to "Sidewalk Clearer". Not an easy mistake to make.

Partially? Nawww…that's badass redacted. Use a pillow.

Yeah…the whole Murray/Sigourney thing reminded me of the movie 'Hans Moleman meets Wonder Woman'. (spoiler: fellatio caused him to implode)

Pull up the drawbridge, silly.

Only because of poor aim.

Mary Gross was the funniest lady on SNL that never had a great career afterward. Immense talent. Damn near pulled off that Marilyn Monroe imitation they forced on her, and that wasn't her type of character at all.

I'll up the ante on that one. A five-star restaurant in three years.