*hero turtles

Harmon/Hurwitz or nothing, Av Club.

It's so perfect to me that Britta calls her gang the chairwalkers, because they inexplicably walk around on chairs. I don't even know why.

Is this like that time I thought the giant pizza in Breaking Bad was normal for America but it turned out Americans were freaked out by it too and I was appeased, but this time the giant pizza is "soon" somehow meaning January?

Wait. Shit. I need to worry about my breedablility now?

Didn't 30 Rock do well for a while? And Parks and Rec?

I would watch Mad Men more if Jon Hamm was Dons cooler, more popular brother that gets laid way more than he does but at the end of the day they still love each other.

Guys guys, what if "Donald Glover" was Dan Harmon in a mask this whole time.

I mean, like, I'm an autistic lesbian and I'd tap that in a goddamn heartbeat.

2 Broke Girls is a terrible show because it's a beacon of feminism.

Well. Now's a good a time as any for my bi-quarterly trip/self loathing festival at r/theredpill.

Harmontown makes the fifteen year old who'd never talked to or seen anyone else with aspergers in me cry.

The peak of humanity will be inventing a machine that erases all internet comments about Lena Dunham and Skyler White from time and memory.

Tongues aren't supposed to be that colour.

That hairpiece is my sexual orientation.

I think I still have my last girlfriend's Twilight Sparkle fan art in my backroom, along with Princess Bubble gum/Marceline oil paintings. She was twenty two.

If I ever get rich I'm hiring a harem of women with Linda's accent to follow me around and sing songs all day, that voice is so damn soothing to me.

I'm starting a kickstarter to rescue the busty lady in the C-string who got herself into every picture, you're either with me or against me on this venture.

Is it too late to put 'the film that broke A.A Dowds grading curve' on the posters?

He had a bit part in basically every British sitcom that ran in the late nineties/early two thousands before he became famous, and even then his acting range was comprised solely of 'Simon Pegg in a wig looking befuddled'