1) those were jokes. 2) I'm sorry you don't have friends… and live in a rural area. 3) I stand by my bad jokes, nonetheless

-d

the dinosaurs called, they want their technology back.

Excitable Misunderstood Genius = Peter the Apostle for the 21st Century

"Can't Do Without You" by Caribou

Based on my checkout history on my library's website, I've read the following books this year (ranked from best to worst):

I'm currently in the middle of Book #2 of the Ancillary trilogy — it is freaking fantastic!

I like this feature. Good job, AV Club. Do more of it with comedians

somebody give this meister a medal

*takes beema's keys.*

and all those stupid shows that happened every hour at Disney World

I wish I had Jon Snow Face

I'll kill myself if the Greyjoys don't win the Game of Thrones

Did we ever settle on a better nickname for the Night's King?

"When you have a Creative License to Kill, you also have a Creative License to Resurrect."

SERIOUS ANALYSIS HOT TAKE
the blood symbolizes violence

I give the Gold Card to all my enemies.

same. I saw Lost Highway years ago, and it was quite unsettling - in a good way. I still think about that movie often, despite not having seen it since.

sure thing, guy who directed / produced Jem and the Sonograms (or whatever it was called)

The Nathan Rabin Signal is just the symbols for ICP and Phish laid overtop each other, to not-very-entertaining results