just type in "I want to steal" in the search bar of http://www.fbi.gov/

Scott Aukerman guessed correctly that Breaking Bad would end with Walter White sipping a pina colada on the beach saying "I could get used to this."

You guys are hilarious. Be here all week?

You're like a breadstick — ya got no rhythm

if I read one more profile of a girl that can't live without her phone I may quit OK Cupid.

5555 is when it will have gotten stale and repititive

no one could come to love a wormhole

choked on an egg and died

"It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."

Yeah but Robert Downey Jr was acting with gravitas

We all need to calm down, gather our thoughts, and as an AV Club commentariat come to a consensus for the best #OccupyPotatoSalad joke that is possible.

I like the originality of the idea from an American sitcom standpoint, but this doesn't sound encouraging

dude I watched this movie a couple weeks ago and it is just so hilariously terrible. Shaq went to a scrap yard to build a replica of a government super-gun out of scratch

Finally! My film history minor will be put to use!

with a girl that has friend-zoned you, no less!

Bob's Burgers

I'm tired of the people whining about people whining about the prequels.

I'm not saying I agree with it, but nerd-law is not governed by reason in this country

you'll what?

off screen, of course