Okay, as long as there's no episode told entirely in rhyming couplets.

I think you forgot that it's all about the journey, birdbrain

he's been sitting on those high-pitched voices since the original America's Funniest Home Videos. They're good to go

little known fact: not all Columbus-Ohioans are from the nation of Columbia

I just follow the red line without looking at the context of the map

I never said we Columbians were well-informed

also, LOL Dads: you were before your time.*

We Columbus, Ohioans will fight anyone who claims the world is flat. That's why that Thomas Friedman book sold so poorly here

But the feature wasn't about cooking for the most part, it was more about how she loves being at home in general. Which is just fine for her, but I don't see how that's really very special.

Anybody see that human interest story on the lady skier who wants to be a Professional Homemaker after she's done with the Olympics?

With three older sisters, I watched a lot of ice skating growing up. Scott Hamilton was always my favorite — he puts the "style" in Figure Skating With Style

I was looking for someone to say Wheel of Time. I'm currently on Book 3, and have become quite bored with the layout of each book. I get it — they travel around the map building toward a climax at the end when all the characters meet.

If everyone farted 13 times less per fortnight, we'd cure global warming. But it ain't happening because follow the money

I just finished re-watching the Red Letter Media breakdown of the Star Wars Prequels via youtube videos. They do such a great job of pointing out the very many reasons the prequels were so god-awful and dissatisfying.

I've been calling her Crab-apple

Adult Swim

Don't Buy!

I liked how no one got drunk at the adult party. It seems a comedic trope that someone would've drank too much and embarassed the squad

that's Schmidt for ya

LOVE your username