It's a happy ending because they have kids, you see

I think there's a line between genuine advice on the process of online dating and being a dick. I note in the profile that I'm still single, and am gonna keep looking.

It's a scientist

I just saw the movie Salvador starring James Woods. It was pretty freaking good, if a little bit all over the place.

Guy Whining About Women's Profiles on Match

Can you name three Star Wars characters that embody aspect of your personality and why?

I feel like these awards are a tad contrived

Adrian Peterson had to at least been runner-up

Other suitable nicknames that he passed on:

**upon reading this Newswire, the City of Detroit comes up with hilarious new anti-bankruptcy idea…

I agree with you on Frightened Rabbit. Still a good record, but not quite as great as the last couple. Same for The National's new one.

@avclub-ed0871ac01726144474982051e55c5f4:disqus,

S.H.A.R.T.    F.I.E.L.D.

Here in the Midwest, we call him Mr. President

Massive appeal

He sure does have a hard time talking

What did @Gjetostbuster:disqus trip on, and what day of the week was it? If it was say a turkey on a Friday, then yes. However if he tripped on a root on a Thursday, he's clear.

The Kardashians are this generation's Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Don't be surprised when they provoke what will be known as # WW -Thre3 #

Don't get David Lynch started on traffic. It really grinds his gears

I think Kanye was implying by that rant that you can let your spending do the talking