I'm sorry, we were discussing chocolate?

Old Testament Christian Batman says, "SWEAR TO ME!!!!!"

What are people doing for the 4th?

She's more annoying than the kid who asks the van driver all the questions in Home Alone

"Did I do DOME?" -Urkel

I'm holding out for the Lego version on PS5

What else do you have in your fridge?

that applies to life in general, as well

I re-blog everything he posts.

Harsh barley, brah

Dear Hollywood Producers,

to counteract skyrocketing movie ticket prices, I have started smuggling in beers to the theaters.

Will Martin Smith ever find true love? Or save enough for his retirement?

Damn it, Frank. You forgot your own birthday

Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, and Hugh Jackman are probably the Holy Trinity of actors I'm in love with. I need to watch X-Men again

even a broken clock finds a nut twice a day, etcetera etcetera…

Brad Pitt is all too self-aware and in touch with the Zeitgeist

I like 'em both.

that's up to the Magic 8 Ball to decide

I'll look for you the next time I'm on the East Coast