Marcus and I will pray for you tonight, and for all the heretics and sodomizers throughout the word, as we do every night and as we have done every night over the course of our more than 30 year marriage. Bless you, bless you, bless you!!

He reminded me so much of Marcus, my incredibly heterosexual husband. I'm surprised you'd even think he wasn't straight.

I'd like this show better if they called it "Waiting Out the Obama Recession."

If we fail to support Israel, we will fight on the losing side in the battle of Armageddon, and the glorious might of our unfathomable God will be to us a scorching fire, and the Anti-Christ, Barack Hussein Obama, will lead thousands of American troops to battle under the authority of Satan and his Rebel Angels, and…

Let me restate that:

I know somebody who can cure you of that desire.

As the mother and foster mother to 23 children, I would have to say I would rather see any one of them die as a capitalist than be cured in the name of socialism.