There was a TBBT episode with a cold opening in which Sheldon referred to the cartoon Grinch as "a charming and endearing character" (before his heart grew). The same episode ended with him being drunkenly French kissed by his close-friend, Leonard's mom, played by Christine Baranski, who also played the Grinch's love…

Do you wish other people "have a nice day" because you want to share the joy of the anniversary of your birth with others despite the fact that the day means squat to them?

I, for one, believe American Thanksgiving should be moved back to the second Monday of October to replace Columbus Day and coincide with Canadian Thanksgiving, and leave November to be promoted as Native American Heritage Month. We'd lose two holidays with historical baggage and gain one big continent-spanning harvest…

I'm back, baby! *lights cigar*

If I may be a Yuletide hipster…

It was the exact opposite in my little Texas town. Halloween used to be centered in downtown, in which businesses would set up candy stands and the kiddies would walk down the sidewalk asking for candy. (As if they would say no. It kind of removes the entire point of the custome. What trick could the child play in…

He has Vishnu on his butthole.

What felt more like filler were these weird pauses throughout the episode. We don't just see the Nutcracker, we stare at him for a few seconds. As we did with the parking lot of the retirement home (it was empty, harr harr), as we did with Jesus, etc. I mean, they could've at least filled that time with the Nutcracker…

He was so pissed off that it was in digital he turned off the tv in a huff without finishing the episode. Ironically leaving him without ever experiencing the joy of reading "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" in Rainier Wolfcastle's anguished voice.

No American Dad! AV Club reviews makes me feel like I lost my own family.

Non-canonical! Non-canonical!

Haaaarr haaaaaarrr!

Oh, unbelieveable. We got-we got a bunch of robot, computer people, sitting around with their…faces stuffed into computer screens.

The first time I saw Frankie Muniz in his mid-20s I laughed myself stupid.

True story: My cat shit in my bed last week and I lied down on it without a shirt.

Oh God, what are the odds of a Loren Bouchard couch gag in the future? It'll be in Squigglevision, with Homer sitting on the couch talking to Dr. Katz. They'll be some joke about Bob Belcher sitting in the waiting room for an hour and a half, accompanied by other Bouchard characters.

I honestly thought Will Forte was going to voice that guy, because Jer already looked and sounded like a nuance Will Forte. Meanwhile, I have a hard time accepting Forte's shrimpy voice coming out of this big guy.

Yeah, that at least would've been an interesting plot development. The more I think about it, the more remorseful I am they didn't.

Are you kidding? This is an acceptable parody name when standing against the cringe-inducing "MyPod" creators, "Mapple" and "Steve Mobbs".

And even that had its own sequel. I watched it on NBC when it aired and wondered why this was even worthy of a national broadcast.