You know Dogcopter and heck maybe even the Gems have a plan to take Steven down if he ever went evil

C'mon son Ballers needs way more Gus….I mean Dule, he's being criminally underused someone get a psychic detective to figure out why this is.

If there is another dot as long as it has a felt goatee I'm cool cool cool with it or is it hot hot hot….. I am uncertain

The Native American nod of approval was so stupid (in the best possible way) even though I saw it coming I still cracked up

"Hey where did you get those collars from? Did you guys get them from the 90's movie The Craft?"

the sounds of his birth were made before he showed the tape cover

You guys can tell me off for this but……did anyone for a split second think that Onion was showing Steven the day his mom and dad made him and not his birth?