Call me a geek, but up until now, I had always thought that "EMF" was using the physics / Electrical Engeeniring abreviation of "electro motive force". Heck, I still think that is a way cooler band name than any drug reference.

Interesting. By this same conjecture, Superman should be able to ejaculate ice bullets and fart superheated plasma. DC needs to get busy incorporating these into canon.

That should be well known by now. At any rate, the punctuation artifacts that these posts display (???// here, !!!!@!11111 down thread) indicate that not only is this wonder dong using a qwerty keyboard with a shift, it is struggling to use it.

Sigh
I am now going to be spending an inordinate amount of time trying to divine the mechanics of a penis typing while depressing the shift key.

Ya, the ingredient bills for American biscuits and British scones are nearly identical, though the preparation varies somewhat. The butter in biscuits is left in larger chunks, like one was making pastry dough, resulting in layers.

Ja, we believe in nussing, Lebowski. Nussing!

Mmm, creamy nuts.

It makes no difference.

Sounds like a silly place.

Dan Savage on pegging:

SCREEEEEEEEECH -snict-

Does a double-fisted punch count as one punch or two?

Callipygian

I believe both beats were in the cold open sequence, maybe the theme music pulls you from reverie?

In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"

Watching the film's together gave me the mind blowing experinece that Ranger Earl McGraw and Esteban Vihaio were the same actor. ::boom:: There it goes again.

The Republican party likes to style themselves the "small government" party. They are not.

Damn you, Ricky Coogin! Must… think… of something… else!

I'll buy it. Have you seen that guy's teeth? If he simply closes his mouth slightly, he's biting something.

Nice catch, and no, not coincidence. The long version of the video shows that the optimal number is 1/e.