Ricki: "What are you rebelling against?"

What's the difference between a Harley-Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover Vacuum cleaner?
 
 The position of the dirt bag!

What's the difference between a Harley-Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover Vacuum cleaner?
 
 The position of the dirt bag!

I believe there were debates among the scientists working on the project about whether or not the nuclear chain reaction would set the atmosphere on fire.

I believe there were debates among the scientists working on the project about whether or not the nuclear chain reaction would set the atmosphere on fire.

I love tacos. Remember in "The Doors" when Jim is all drunk and fat and he says dreamily "Let's go get some tacos"?  I still say that when I'm thinking of purchasing some of those tasty, beefy treats.

I love tacos. Remember in "The Doors" when Jim is all drunk and fat and he says dreamily "Let's go get some tacos"?  I still say that when I'm thinking of purchasing some of those tasty, beefy treats.

My daughter would watch it back in the day.  I would pay attention when uncle Jessie's girlfriend would show up.  

My daughter would watch it back in the day.  I would pay attention when uncle Jessie's girlfriend would show up.  

Go on without me…Save yourselves…

Go on without me…Save yourselves…

P.J. Soles?

P.J. Soles?

I'll dig the hole!

I'll dig the hole!

But Patty loves to rock and roll,
a hot dog makes her lose control!

But Patty loves to rock and roll,
a hot dog makes her lose control!

Dean Pelton hopes Joel/Jeff likes to ride a Harley-Deanvidson!

Dean Pelton hopes Joel/Jeff likes to ride a Harley-Deanvidson!

Yeah, I don't see Ferris B. facing off versus Tuco.  He'd be all like "quit it.."