You are a drug seller. You are a crackhead as I speak. Here's what you do for me : Stick your ghetto dope up your ass!

I'm sorry that I got fat (I will slim down)
Before I got fat, I was slim. I kept eating McDonald's for five years, from 1987 to 19……….91.

Rock Saddam Hussein's Ass
Rock and roll is the joy ride music. Whip that snow leopard's ass.

God struck me down. He did it because I was playing with him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
You are crazy like a roll lizard.

Birdman kicked my ass
He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road. Rock over London, rock on, Chicago, Heinz, it's America's favorite ketchup!

Cut the mullet
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. Rock over London, rock on, Chicago, Insure One, it's the insurance superstore!