Hipsters are keen on VHS? Fuck that. I loved my awkward adolescent movie viewing and collecting obscure nerd gore/horror/weird shit. I still have my VHS tapes and could care less if its kitschy or ironic to neon skittle colored wearing fuckers. It's neat that Ti West released it on VHS… even if its a gimmick. Gorgon…

The Bucket List?
No hate for that upcoming show on MTV about the annoying douche-migos who decide to emulate that film… with a twist? The Bucket Life, Bucket Bros or whatever its called. Oh, and that insipid ad for that "nerdy" girl in some faux-reality show. Hate, sweet hate for it all.

Kevin Smith convention? Nerd Alert! Film it, put it on dvd, straight to the budget bin. Diatribe? No, just diet, Mr. Smith.

I've got dibs on dressing up as the "Banana Grabber," segway and all.

MAKE HIM SQUEAL!

Why does Rosario remind me so much of porn actress Vanessa del Rio?

I blame Beverly Hills Chihuahua stealing its heat when it hit theaters.

Michael's great. Ever watched that obscure underground movie franchise called "Saw" and encountered the scene where he points the gun at a mother and daughter? Evil, yet unintentionally funny. Best part of the film.

It's just normal for people to disagree, but to rant on end? I didn't agree with the review they did for "Good Dick," but to each their own. The "Crank" sequel managed to take bad taste and keep a hyper-kinetic asthetic that would've felt not too far off from what Tarantino does as homage or whatever. I dunno, I just…

This is a 'quirky faux-indie film' for Hip-spanics, down to the soundtrack. Puro pinche yuppie! I keed, I keed! I'd watch Diego and Gael in anything, even if they just stare at the camera and giggle. Then again, that could probably happen if they ever show up on 'Tim and Eric'

If "Machete" can turn into an absurdly enjoyable full-length film such as "Crank" then it could work, same thing with "Thanksgiving" but alas, it used to be scares but now people demand the gore. Hopefully with a nu-metal or screamo soundtrack and unrated director's cut dvds.

My 1st Saddie film moment?
Night of the Creeps ending. Doggy, no!

Graduated from Morton East, too. Which is now a total shithole. GO MUSTANGS!