I didn't know Fred Savage was autistic.

Scissoring?

I need something to put these flames out!

Pure shit … Looks like they've even rehashed some of the horse stunts from the original with Browly clotheslining a horse with an absurdly large chain. I'm guessing this will be PG-13 so likely no tits, and also guessing his will get the shitty 3D treatment as well.

Victor -

Nertz - He dropped the MC, maybe he should drop the hammer.

Why not Mexico? The Mexican army rolled through Texas in the original. Red Dawn 2 - Montezuma's Revenge???