It's cool, we already know that you have several boats and a severed foot collection, so it's not hard to put two and two together when we consider that in combination with your well-documented drinking problem and general butterfingered-ness.

Wouldn't be the first or the last time Agents of SHIELD neglects staffing best practices.

I think that's deliberate - he's a theorist, not an in-the-trenches doer of good.

I assume they put it in because if you sexually harass people you're unambiguously a piece of shit.

I think it would be a marvelous turnaround if both the real Eleanor and the real Jianyu were thriving in the Bad Place because there's so much work to be done. What better followup to a life of good deeds?

If Diamondback had been introduced as a secondary villain, basically the distraction that makes it hard for Luke to deal with the real threats (Maria and Shades) I think he could have worked as written. As it is he hijacks the back third of the season and it's too bad because, yeah, he just doesn't have the depth the…

I ate at his restaurant a few months ago. It cost maybe three times what I'd have wanted to pay for it, but wasn't completely terrible. So he's definitely a better restaurateur than filmmaker.

I'm not sure I agree that the overarching narrative is dragging, but in any event I imagine that things will pick up around the release of Dr. Strange. That's how SHIELD rolls.

It's pretty clear that Simmons is going to be director some day, right?

You don't need to actually write out "hashtag", you can just write #thevote.

Dollhouse.

Late to the party, but I'm weirded out by the pushback you got on this. Like, how does it even vaguely change the character to have a husband rather than a wife in the fridge? He has no ongoing sex life, the dead spouse is entirely offscreen, literally not one goddamn thing would change in a gay depiction of Punisher…

The show has come into its own in a big way. Which is nice, because it indicates that even though it started out really rough, the creators are paying attention and working out the issues. I don't think it'll ever be especially deep or brilliant, but based on these couple episodes it's enormous fun and I'm happily…

Nothing ever went wrong with a president ordering a burglary!

I think all else being equal it's undesirable to take a role away from an underrepresented group of actors in favour of an overrepresented group of actors (in this case, Tilda Swintons, love them though we do). But yeah, agreed that not being a gross idiot will cover a lot of bases most of the time. Funny how it so…

The problem is I can't actually say for sure that you're joking.

I'd put on some pants first.

Gotta admit, I wasn't expecting to see those particular words together in a headline.

Fun fact: there is no generation after millennial.

I'm really insecure about aging, for whatever stupid reason, and Cohen's pretty much the only artist who can calm me down when I get worked up about it. Both insofar as a lot of the music he's released in my actual lifespan has directly addressed the issue in ways I find comforting, and because it's hard to imagine a…