I think that's an easy answer to handwave away, though… his motivations seem pretty inscrutable so far, and at the very least he doesn't seem involved in the day to day scramble of neolution.

Definitely. All in.

Cal's a good option, I'd completely forgotten about him. Relatively high-profile actor, too, and while I'd been expecting his shadowy military contractor past to end up a forgotten loose end this'd definitely be a way to tie it up.

Yeah, it seems set up that he's someone else - maybe someone we already know? I can't think of a great candidate for who that might be though.

Fan service or not that's also, y'know, what you do for people with hypothermia.

I think an alternate answer to Girard's is that even if you like dorkbro dormroom bong comedy (and there's nothing wrong with that), and even if dorkbro dormroom comedy is all AS wants to make, people with different life experiences and different perspectives on the world might give us different cartoons within that…

Or she could be speaking figuratively, in a way that has no bearing on her personal anatomy. We all know what "suck my dick" means, and it has nothing to do with a literal dick belonging to the speaker. She can also tell people to choke on it, eat it, sit on it and swivel, or relate to it in any number of more…

Shoulda been nicer to Adele then.

There is no dick.

I think you get this, but I'd suggest that the dick-haver and the dick-non-haver have precisely the same expectation when they tell an asshole to suck their dick - and it definitely doesn't involve the asshole's mouth coming into contact with their (possibly figurative) penis.

Or maybe there's nothing that says someone who doesn't have a dick can nevertheless tell an asshole to suck her dick?

I try to prepare by putting in contact lenses if I think sexy, sexy business is a possibility.

I'm Canadian myself, but I don't drink any of those things or have any particular interest in watching a hockey game (is hockey even on right now?). I suppose I could accuse you of being country-ist for evoking a bunch of Canadian stereotypes in your apology to me for suggesting I might be country-ist… but I don't…

That basically happened in Japan with the first XBox. It was amazing. I was living with an American in Kyoto a few months after it was released and he decided he'd go down and buy one at our local enormous electronics retailer. They didn't have any on display, just a sign saying that they did in fact stock them. It…

Yeah, sorry Stephen, but all your co-workers seem to love you and you seem like a genuinely pleasant dude. NEXT

That's a fair assessment.

To be fair, Banshee sounded terrible on paper but was not.

I hope we get both an Experts and a Newbies review, for those of us who just want to talk about the film and don't want to wade through endless bitching about every little change from the book Gibson decides to make.

Tatiana's from Regina too, so. Just saying.

I'm not sure if the music in the Donnie/Alison prayer/sex scene actually worked, but I maybe loved it anyway?