Fair enough, but I don't think the article is trying to take any serious position. It's funny. Kind of silly. Fluff.

*Snare Snare Cymbal*

Here’s a story. Written in
fifteen minutes. Unedited. Warts and all.

Let me transcribe one up and I sure will. It's not Hemingway short. (For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. Much longer.) Still, maybe 5 paragraphs tops.

Writing micro short stories. Sleeping really odd hours. Trying to eat less meat. Being hungry. Watching every episode of Cheers. Most confusing show ever. Poor Norm.

McDonald's is the place to rock.

Tanooki and the Beetles from SMB3. Since I was very little. Also, Luck Dragon. Also, Squanchy from Rick and Morty. I want a lot of fictional animals.

The Mollusk is our Sgt. Pepper.

Automatic for the People and Wu-Tang Forever are the only albums I ever lifted from a record store. Coconut's I believe. The guy behind the counter watched and shrugged. I regret nothing.

Wisdom Tooth Story: Chinese doctor. I wake up after apparently moaning like an orgasmic cow for 15 mins or so, and tell this nice stranger that my soul feels Chinese, so I get it. That I am his brother. I am a skinny white dude bleeding from the mouth. I get handsy like a happy drunk. I am politely restrained by…

You are better than this. *Casts Mana Drain*

It seems that the universe is beginning to collapse in on itself. I wonder how much overlap will happen before the finale? Also, Bangs.

Jessa + Adam = Fucking?

I remember reruns, and the general conceit, but 256 is some serious time commitment. Trying to move backwards through interesting media.

Surprise naps. Snowstorm imminent. Wondering if I should give MASH or Twin Peaks a run through. 70% blueberry blueberry muffins. Two person bookclub with the missus. Vonnegut at present. Maybe a haircut if I feel wildly ambitious. Also planning to watch Boyhood. Oh, and continue to argue politics with visiting…

Quitter.

I felt guilty, but we must face the current state of things. . .

I was unfamiliar. Worth seeking out?

Fielder is hilarious. I can't see him as anyone else. Character blindness on my part. And throw H. Jon Benjamin and the rest of the Bob's Burger's folks in as well. We're making the ultimate comedy show.

It is like that. It's like a consistently funny version of SNL, that would appeal to a tiny slice of the world.