you mad, fellas? just one man's opinion. and Grim Fandango, if you're so high minded and above it all, please, by all means back away from the keyboard. otherwise, start your own arguments.

take that "grammatically nonsensical" shit down the road, buddy, and tell it to Strunk and White. we fuck with casual observation down here, not AP style.

this is a koan.

I have, Arthur, the movie was sort of lukewarm but Dinklage is as good as you say. weirdest piece of Station Agent trivia is that is was directed by that guy who played the fucknut reporter who fabricated all the homeless murder stories on season 5 of The Wire. you come out from behind the camera for the single most…

as in "how does all that charisma fit in such a diminutive frame?" unheard of. you know, "one of the 10 best characters on television" unheard of.

personally, I stopped reading the first book about 150 pages in because it was juvenile twaddle. the show, on the other hand, is slick, gorgeously appointed, and sensationally acted. but now that idiotking has weighed in…

"…that, and your cheekbones."

fuuuuuuuck, that was CLASSIC.

"Bonjoooooooour!"

dem tings.

Pete didn't want any new office. he wanted Sterling's office specifically, to which the world gives a collective "fuck outta here." Pete's beef is that since Lucky Strike pulled up stakes (notice Roger's pack of Camels? there's a sea change for you), Sterling lives on title alone, while Pete's accounts are keeping the…

dem tings.

"I just been sitting here admiring your tablescapes."

"Embers isn't the forum for legalities, Larry, you're SO right."

this thread will self-destruct in 3… 2… 1…

full respect to Attenborough but I thought Sigourney Weaver did a really good job on Planet Earth. Oprah was tolerable but just barely, and then the unforgivable apostasy of booting John "God on Motherfucking Earth" Hurt for that fucknut from Dirty Jobs. Kill Yourself of the Year award for 2011 retroactively goes to…

Limehouse gives his underlings two fuckups. after the first, he scalds their hand with lye, the severity of the burn corresponding with the severity of the offense. after the second, well…

Ava Crowder, sex work, and gun violence. I've never loved Tuesdays more in my life.

keep me in your thoughts as I bravely soldier on in life.

hahaha, "Greenwich Mean or fuck off", that's what Pops always said.