"hipster icon Werner Herzog" is almost Dawes-level in the annals of AVC out-of-touchness. swing and a fucking miss.

I got about ten words into this review. you're not doing yourself any favors here, Phil.

Aziz all curled up on Anne's shoulder as they're passed out on Ben's couch was jokes.

perfect example.

here your comment sits, like a drying turd.

Nik Offerman must have the golden fucking touch because I honestly thought Ann and Tom bonding over Leslie's hotpants was genuine and hilarious. "those pants are doooooooooooooope!" still a horrible little chemistryless nothing of a plot but you can definitely start to see how they're at least friends now, especially…

she did brush off a bath with a firefighting acquaintance of hers to watch Jerry go full lizardbrain on those envelopes, so I think this was a case of fascination, not fantasizing.

they rolled a winner this week. Aziz is sorta whatever as a character actor, he's definitely not going to be accused of "inhabiting" a role anytime soon, but Parks and Rec is basically one epic Aziz line reading after another and Ron in all his after dinner omelette glory. when the election stuff is as good as it was…

"we're gonna jam out with our clams out and Tyler's gonna do whatever he does."

I can see a SCOTT TOBITCHASS on the immediate horizon.

I stand prepared to shit my whole mind if the living titan Ian McShane strides into Harlan. head of the Dixie Mafia, maybe?

the movie itself, not so great. Rabin's review? fucking 24 karat gold. if anything will make you weep for the days of unregistered mob rule, it's the comments on that fucking article. the review itself sets the Nonsense bar reeeeeeally high, and then the commentariat hurdle that bar fucking effortlessly. truly, an…

haha, I'm wounded, Shan.

Katee Sackhoff as Deena or I'm done. or they could do the actual right thing and give Bruce Timm a million an episode to produce the most gorgeous animated series in the history of television, but this is actual reality we're talking about here.

didn't they shoot a pilot for "Global Frequency" a few years ago? what a fucking insane, frustrating, hit-its-stride-in-the-last-four-episodes-just-in-time-to-be-cancelled one season wonder that woulda been. as long as FX pulls the trigger on "Powers" it's just as well, I guess.

relax there, New Wave, we tell jokes down here.

"minimum," buzz. I use my words.

hahaha, what I SHOULD do is flag you for assuming I'm so hopeless as to find a Kenny Powers/"Down on the Street" season opener anything less than the pinnacle of fucking excellence.

Rabin's new "30,000 word minimum" policy is to nobody's benefit. slow down, Nathan, you're killing yourself!

hating Jason Sudekis and his horrible phony accent pretty bad already, but somewhere between "locals only you fucking gromit" and "he looks like the guy from The Shield, Chiclets…", all was absolved. not sure when the Stooges became Southern rock, though. Southern Michigan, maybe?