"In quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated…"

Ugly funky feet

Not so! The games include such exotic locales as Macon, Savannah, and Crawford.

The AV Club loves the new Cherry Poppin' Daddies video, and here's why you should, too.

That vanity license plate is inscrutable!

As a matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat!

Jiminy jillickers!

I only read the last one because I wanted to be reassured that this show was terrible as it looks without having to watch it myself, and I only read this one because I wanted to know why it was getting another review. Don't get the wrong idea! That pattern won't sustain for long.

And then Buffy blamed the victim.

Jiminy jillickers!

I tried to write text adventures in BASIC too, but I didn't have any kind of actual text parser, so you just had to enter the commands exactly as I expected them to be entered or it wouldn't work, which was a bit rubbish. Nowadays, I just use Inform, and it handles that part for me!

Well, I am!

SHAZAM!

Christ, what an asshole.

Christ, what an asshole.

We're veering away from relatability again.

We're veering away from relatability again.

I really hope this is accurate. Maybe not the end of the human race part, but the idea that being naked on the internet will just be so commonplace that trying to shame people with it will be ineffective.

I really hope this is accurate. Maybe not the end of the human race part, but the idea that being naked on the internet will just be so commonplace that trying to shame people with it will be ineffective.

I have to agree with @Scrawler2:disqus. Nude photos of me have been freely available on the internet for years, and as much as I've tried to get people to care, they just don't.