Say what you want about the music, punk bands have some of the worst names in the world (assuming you're not 13 years old).

His Sly Stallone kills me.

But he doesn't know the territory!

Max for the win. Manny Petty came in a close second.

My wife and I had a long discussion about baby names over dinner the other night, and we both agreed on a boy's name we liked. On the drive home, I cracked a Happy Endings joke and then laughed so hard at the realization that the baby name we settled on is the same as my favorite charac from the show.

I was going to comment that he was an adult playing a high schooler, and that he was even older still. Then I looked him up on IMDB, and he's not nearly as old as I thought - 32.

That was just lovely.

I believe you meant rad-itude.

As somebody who gets everything via usenet, I was flabbergasted to have younger siblings explain to me the concept of individually grabbing songs from youtube using a webservice. Who wants all the video preamble on their phone?

Argh, Logan is a loser. He's rich and he's handsome (though definitely old now), but he's a loser. Most of the Oh-Niners were rich (they called themselves Oh-Niners, for crissakes) and many were handsome. Logan was always a dick. A dick with a messed up family. Ten years on, Veronica is a successful whatever-she-is in…

I have a friend from rural Maine who owns a number of guns. They're in a gun safe, unloaded, but they're there, and there's a bunch of them. The last time I visited him (he's in Virginia now), I tried to have a calm, rational conversation with him about why he felt the need to own a semi-automatic weapon (don't say…

Please lord, no. Something about seeing her onscreen just bugs me.

Mmm, what you say?

Parapluies de Cherbourg, not Umbrellas of Cherbourg! That's what French class taught me, and that's what I'm sticking with!

Helmets don't prevent all injuries, sure, and the most common ski injuries are ACL and knee injuries. That doesn't mean it's not worthwhile to wear a helmet. They CAN save your life if you hit a tree, or get hit by somebody who's out of control.

Thank you for reminding me about this film. I heard about it a few months ago, and planned to watch it, but now I've flagged it on HBO Go and will see it for sure.

Having not listened to this album and having only heard two songs off his previous album - neither of which clicked with me - I can say with 100% confidence that Donald Glover hasn't 'grow[n] up a bit.' My proof? He named his fucking album 'Because the Internet.'

"Why did I sign a 30-year contract? That's such a long tiiiime, I see that now!"

I LOVE Twilight!

So I enjoy Shakespeare. Read some plays in high school English classes like most people, took a Shakespeare lit course in college, bought a set of collected works as an adult.