Your avatar is the typewriter thingy from that show I watched as a young'un. Upvoted.

My grandfather is well sexy, I'll have you know.

I will echo Carson who has posted throughout this thread - the Paramore album is great, really! They started off as my guilty listening pleasure - pop music with fun, silly lyrics - but the new record shows real maturity and growth in the band.

You will love it! I'll repeat my advice from another thread - bring earplugs. Guys are even louder in person than you'd expect.

He can braid his hair however he likes, and he can record terrible 'raps' as often as he wants, but it doesn't change how old he is. Maybe age ain't nothing but a number, but christ, act your number once in a while!

Completely acceptable.

I was crying with laughter listening to MIB mispronounce 'reisling,' and my wife kept asking when he was going to correct himself.

We've all been there.

I used to listen to that show every week, but as time went by, the list of basic things that neither Howard nor Kulap understood grew and grew, and ultimately their ignorance made the show unbearable to listen to. The list of things that 42 year old man doesn't 'get' makes me sad.

You legally can't hate this song anymore. A few years ago, sure. But now you can't. Why, you ask? Because….YIIIIIIIIT'S BEEN

Yeah, it was a lame Michael Buble - Bubbly - Champagne joke. What can I say, it's the holidays and I'm focused on turkey and latkes, not wordplay.

Thanks for the recommendation! I'll try them out, although looking at the website for them, they don't block out nearly as much noise as the foam dealies. I have IEMs; I wonder if I should just be wearing those…

There's always the latest Michael Champagne holiday CD!

I'm even younger, and I wear earplugs to every show. I tried seeing Mogwai without them a few years back, and I immediately went to the merch table to buy a pair.

Eh, I have one of her cookbooks, and the recipes in it have always turned out well. Also, I ate at her restaurant in Santorini and had one of the best meals of my life.

Ugggg. I had to unsubscribe from that because of all the purple prose about life in rural Vermont with his perfect family.

Do you guys really watch it every single night, on a TV in your bedroom? Like, every night? As someone who needs a dark, quiet room, that boggles my mind.

But the three of you never learned how to properly pluralize nouns. Tragedy.

Can you give me 30 reasons why, in listicle format?

I always heard it as 'puss-drool.' 'Pustual' is even better.