I EAT MY SUGAR CEREAL, BUT IT MAKES MY TEETH BAC-TER-I-AL

Who's the new Greg?

Seriously, that was great.

Anyone who hates on Tom Cavanagh is clearly in the pocket of Big Snacks.

I understand where you're coming from, but hearing him mispronounce 'chut-e-ney' had me in tears.

Surely fat jokes are beneath the standing of an Archmage?

Paul Scheer was in NYC one night a few years ago to see Jerry O'Connell in a play, because they were buds after shooting Piranha 3D together. I was at the show the same night. Outside after the show, Scheer took a goofy picture with me, and Jerry O'Connell took one with my wife. I told him he didn't look like he'd…

Where there's a will, there's a Wayans!

Ha, nothing so interesting. Stuff about my job, mostly. Also, I don't get the reference, so I'll have to look it up.

Edited to remove personal details I shouldn't be sharing on AVC. The jist was that I can't understand anyone who screams and growls like that, regardless of language.

Anytime I hear music where the vocal lead just screams unintelligibly, I think of crabcore, and I laugh.

I expected this to be awful. The 'singer' certainly deserves a swift kick in the nuts, but the band wasn't bad - even a little melodic. Wouldn't they sound better with someone who actually sings rather than screams the entire time?

I'm partial to Yippee, All!

I never invested time in wondering why rugby was safer than American football, and you just explained it perfectly. Thank you!

They're just my PussyDoodles!

It's hard to tell the difference, sometimes. RANDY always yells, Aziz /often/ yells.

My favorite part is when he YELLS LIKE THIS and runs around the stage.

The best Rocky appearance was on Comedy Bang Bang, a few weeks ago.

As a child I was terrified when I saw one of the Elm Streets on cable and Freddy came out of the shower. About a week later a different Elm Street aired, and 'SuperFreddy' killed some nerd with dream pistols, and then blew up a deaf guy's head by turning in to a hearing aid. I was no longer terrified of him.

My takeaway from this is that you haven't done laundry in years.