I was kind of joking, but, nope, good old Clayton put up yet another things about the fingers.

Panera got people to believe they're "not fast food" and pay ridiculous prices for their stuff by putting out commercials that literally just said, "Good. And Pure. And Clean. And Honest." so don't underestimate people's gullibility to marketing.

Has Clayton posted his daily article about Trump's fingers yet?

GRENADE GUM LOVE DOLL INCLUDED

No

Why would anyone want this? Why not keep toys and food separate? Is there some type of wartime rationing going on where everything has to do double duty?

STOP SAYING GUMMY

Ten items, one or two sentences per item. And it took two people to write this.

Jeez, now they're posting stuff that was on the Daily Mail a fucking week ago?

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But..in the age of Trump…duty…now more than ever….and so forth…

Every asshole in the world feels they're admirably honest.

Did you push your glasses up your nose before you wrote that?

Did you push your glasses up your nose before you wrote that?

Then don't invite him over. Telling your guests how they should like their food is an asshole move. You want sugar in your coffee? Sorry, you peasant, you must savor the pureness of your coffee.

Also clickbait. And so much easier than actually, you know, writin stuff.

You got it.

Sorry, but you're the asshole there.

Finally! An article that combines the AV Club's ill-advised venture into food with the endless barrage of micro-criticisms of Trump! What feature has been canceled to make room for this shit?

Al Capone's forgotten treasure?