Hillary's mainstream, but based on how Biden has been polling despite not having declared his candidacy, there are 15-20 percent of Democratic voters looking for a more established alternative to her. Sanders' appeal is to the activist wing of the party; Webb and Chafee are trying bringReagan Democrats and ex-moderate…

I walked away with the impression that O'Malley is the mainstream Democratic alternative to Hillary that crowd should have flocked to all along, rather than spending months hoping Biden would somehow enter the race. It's probably too late for him to make a real challenge for the nomination — Clinton and Sanders are…

You mean, like removing nudity from the centerfolds in Playboy, since millennials just use the Internet for that anyway?

He doesn't care if the league's public image is strugg-a-ling. He really wants to kiss you right now.

It's really brilliant that Nintendo put that cry into the game.

Another one that was brought up by baseball folks is how Todd Helton was Peyton Manning's predecessor as Tennessee's starting quarterback: really, Helton only appeared in a couple of games after Tennessee's original starter was injured, and only got the nod because Manning was a true freshman with no practice reps.

One of my favorite sports commentaries was during a heavyweight boxing match featuring James Toney, a former middleweight champ who didn't so much bulk his way up to the higher class as he did eat his way there. HBO's Jim Lampley compared the fighters during the tale of the tape by saying:

That's not Cookie Monster; that's Dikembe Mutombo.

At least get him back in those Volkswagen ads, and not those sleazy old ladies.

You didn't let me finish!

Everything Matt/H.R. says in the drive-thru sketch is hilarious; there's just something about the way he reacts to Paul with the most bizarre, yet fitting lines that kills me every time I listen to it.

I thought only Donald Trump was brave enough to do that!

Despite the trove of student-teacher erotica in existence (and little-person erotica, also), this week's Amazon recommendations are all Barney Miller box sets.

The open-water events will be held at venues teeming with fecal matter, so that's something.

The bonus episode was probably the most extremely anti-comedy thing the show has ever done, and that's saying a lot.

That's because coconut cream is the pie to offer when you want to tell someone to piss off.

Last week: glory hole e-books
This week: mile-high club e-books

Great Job, Internet!

So THAT's why my childhood Christmas presents were always neckties and rye whiskey!

The auto-generated Amazon suggestions for this page has spit out horrible glory-hole erotica e-books.