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"Cop Rock" is one of those things I know only from pop cultural references to it, so I'd never actually seen or heard any of it before this column. In my mind, the "rock" element of the show had been in the style of 1980s action movie themes; the kind of music that would seem campy and dated now, but wouldn't have…

That's an utterly false stereotype of the fair city of Peoria! They make bulldozers there; it's Moline that makes the tractors!

Dalton Wilcox's debut also ended in a cavalcade of Andy Daly character suicides, which was the catalyst to Scott and Mantzoukas pushing the CBB Dalyverse toward the tour-de-force of "Oh Golly: You Devil!"

In Amber's case, she went further than calling herself bisexual; she proclaimed she was an all-out lesbian, then got engaged to the sexiest man alive.

Did an A-list movie star just become single? Is his name Chris?

She also doesn't know how to make insults.

That wasn't paraphrasing; you said it all, right there.

Hey, it's that girl who's famous for no good reason!

Bill Bradley: NBA player turned Senator. served alongside Fred Dalton Thompson, actor turned Senator.

The basketball player, or the guy from Fruitvale Station?

Rick Fox played on the 1997 Celtics with David Wesley…
…who played on the 2005 Cavaliers with Lebron James…
…who appeared in "Trainwreck" with Marv Albert…
…who appeared in "Eddie" with Rick Fox.

That's what happened to Joe Paterno, but his apologists have been putting his legacy back together ever since he croaked.

I see you've visited knifeyspoony.co.ck before.

Scioscia's animated self in that later episode both looks nothing like him in real life, and bears no resemblance to the Scioscia from Homer at the Bat. You'd think they'd use the same model, but older-looking, but no!

And look at the pros riding on the Madden Cruiser with him:

Walker doesn't have the charisma to be the flavor of the week. He's the guy vanilla enough for the party base to rally around in the winter once all the conservative firebrands inevitably flame out.

He comes from a world where any publicity is good publicity. That rule doesn't exist in politics.

New Yorkers retire to Florida; Chicagoans retire to Arizona. A good metric is to see where a city's baseball teams go for spring training.

And when there's a $2 instant rebate on a $5.49 bag of Chicago mix, forget all my plans for the next week. Every time is popcorn time.