I'd get them back on meth, if that's the alternative.

I'd get them back on meth, if that's the alternative.

Point taken.  Few things piss me off more than seeing these irresponsible fuckwads spouting off their crackpot ideas. 

Point taken.  Few things piss me off more than seeing these irresponsible fuckwads spouting off their crackpot ideas. 

Charlie's brand of crazy may end up hurting himself.  These celebrity morons who believe the vaccination - autism connection are potentially a danger to anyone stupid enough to listen to them.

Charlie's brand of crazy may end up hurting himself.  These celebrity morons who believe the vaccination - autism connection are potentially a danger to anyone stupid enough to listen to them.

I'm a straight guy, but now that you mention it I guess I could have intercourse with Wil Wheaton under the right circumstances. 

I'm a straight guy, but now that you mention it I guess I could have intercourse with Wil Wheaton under the right circumstances. 

These are scratch-and-sniff and smell like Rihanna.  Hopefully they still taste like strawberries.

These are scratch-and-sniff and smell like Rihanna.  Hopefully they still taste like strawberries.

I'll bet she's really good at math.  And a terrible driver.

I'll bet she's really good at math.  And a terrible driver.

DAVID FINCHER WANTS BRAD PITT SURROUNDED BY SEAMEN.

DAVID FINCHER WANTS BRAD PITT SURROUNDED BY SEAMEN.

I think he means stand-up comedians.  So often they end up joining gangs.  Good to see one get some honest work for a change.

I think he means stand-up comedians.  So often they end up joining gangs.  Good to see one get some honest work for a change.

Of course.

Of course.

I'm sure somebody could push it pretty hard if they wanted it bad enough.

I'm sure somebody could push it pretty hard if they wanted it bad enough.