The biggest surprise was learning how Asians season their food.  I dare not think what Lynn would 'drop' into egg drop soup.

There's nothing worse than vapid soda. Except Lena Dunham, that is.

Call me racist if you must, but I'm guessing it was Glenn who gave Andrea the immaculate pedicure.

If only Andrea had been born with Morton's toe, she might still be alive.

I have a sudden craving for toad in the hole.

Says the guy who hasn't endured Lars and the Real Girl; Crazy, Stupid, Love.; Fracture; All Good Things; Gangster Squad; or Stay. 

David Denby:  Degenerate Gamboller.