Boner Time versus Four-Hour Erection: This time it's for the meat.
Head in a Jar
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I watched a late-80's Tyson fight at my friend's house and drank so much of his dad's Red White and Blue beer that I puked. I think the actual fight lasted like 30 seconds. Less time than it took to puke, in other words.
Because all R2D2 talks about is Jehovah's Witness shit.
That's for sure.
My kids like it too.
Hogaaaaaan!
Have you ever read Gary Larson's post-Far Side book, There's a Hair in My Dirt? It's a kid's book that purports to debunk what Larson considers to be ignorant beliefs about nature, like that animals at play are having fun, or that flowers are pretty. He does with a style that is heavy-handed, self-righteous, and…
Is that near Fashion Bug?
It's a wig to make him look more dumb-kid-like for TV. In reality he has Beiber hair.
He's America's greatest living corpse!
Reagan lives!
She would let you sleep on the couch? Without also setting it on fire?
Like Herman's Head, but demonic!
Jason Alexander.
It comes out super crunchy with less chance of burning it. I was surprised at how good it is. It's a little one-paragraph thing in the most recent Cook's Illustrated.
Some people just hate kale. I understand.
"… and the little butcher who tried to get a date grew up to be… Ed Gein. And now you know the REST of the story."
She's cool as ice.
Kale chips. Toss with oil and salt and microwave for 3 or 4 minutes. It's the only way the kids are gonna eat any of the bale of kale my wife brought in from the garden.