You recall incorrectly, they have been senselessly acclaimed by critics and the unwashed for years. Next time events seem confusing, just assume you are recalling incorrectly.

Fucking Tim Capello is a force of nature in this movie

I was incredibly scared this would be a disappointment, and so far, it isn't at all. There's some amazing moments in there, and some ingenious tying of loose ends. Granted there's some bits that didn't work, but darned if there weren't bits that didn't work in the original series too. I'd argue that's what gives the…

That reminds me of IT technicians that don't go out and don't have a family and so have lots of money and don't know how to spend it. The thought of a grown up wearing something like that is laughable

That's a ringing endorsement, I'd walk 100 miles for Tambor

Why are you here?

Thanks, I found his presence in this show confusing and conflictive.

Agree, It baffles me that a complaint people have about this game is that the controls are not intuitive. It's meant to be an epic struggle with a tiny kid vs huge monsters, not Devil May Cry. I bet they are the same buttholes that say Agro doesn't 'steer' properly.

Is there a twist? I've played this 3 or 4 times and I can't remember one

I know right, red and black hair!

THAT'S THE POINT YOU APE

Now I can't wait to get home!

Sometimes I love you bot

Not everyone finds eloquence as easy as yourself Veeing

He should have said:

You said it, stop bigging yourself up

Grown out…or whittled down by an oppressive furnishing regime?

Tenuous

I don't know what 'skeezy' means, so, at work, I put it into the address/search bar at the top of the window, expecting Urban Dictionary or something. Imagine my surprise when graphic gay porn of every variety flooded my screen and probably packed the office servers with every kind of virus

I was going to resist until I read the quotes, now it has to be done.