I have no use for this information

Ah yes, thanks. I panicked and acted irrationally because of the lack of a subheading and the inclusion of Popeye and Skeleton Key. Thanks to Bender too. And especially Larry for bringing us merriment

Ejaculate

Is this all the comics coverage now? Because that would be terrible. Bring back the specialised alt.comics reviews please

GAAAAAYYY

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus genuflecting when genuflecting = kneeling

NO ON 15

I think it's a nod.

I wont, but I will pretend I have known about them for years if someone mentions either band

Are we still saying hipster? Does the fact I think something is passé make me a hipster? Does that mean this vague destructive term will be around forever, doomed to facilitate it's own existence?

Back when I wasted my life in a more resigned manner than I do now I used to get high and watch shitty movies. I have seen Revenge of the Nerds 2 four times. 

It's May. Isn't it May? It's May I think. Am I missing something?

No love for Zeus and Roxanne?

That guy that makes the funny noises, did you like the siren or the submarine radar best? Did you ever look around like, why am I on a submarine now?

This is a hard sentence to comprehend

In the second one the Hulk kills Captain America

Get lost

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

Why did you feel the need to say that?

'Nothin' In The World Can Stop Me Worryin' 'Bout That Girl' from Rushmore.