Because of course Zooey Deschanel's dressed as a turkey.

I'm pretty much over Tom's character (and Jean Ralphio, sadly). I don't want to be, but I find myself unengaged when they're on.

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I did like how she started (somewhat) afresh in college, but gradually and inevitably built up a reputation by season's end.

Kendall just gets some golden lines. And Charisma, having been on Buffy for so long, nails them with aplomb.

Plus, she's easily riled. She gets mad at you for sneezing in class, the bitch.

I'm just glad they added more female regulars to the show. CASTING SPOILER: Shame Tina Majorino didn't get star billing, considering the amount of episodes she was in compared to the following season.

Oh, dear God, life imitates art, et cetera, et cetera.

Wasn't really a fan of Natalie Wood's accent myself.

Rachel Zeiler: Oh, it's not just your opinion. It's a bald-faced fact: Artie is a sexist pig.

I'd take HER oral exam.

Taking a page out of Artie's book, I henceforth pressure you to have angry sex with somebody, even if it goes against your values!

We need to get over our masturbation hangups. It's a natural behavior, and your hand is never disappointed after.

The Warblers have gotten nasally since Blaine left.

First Jenn Wasner and now Annie Clark! Who needs Lilith Fair when I have you, A.V. Club? But seriously, keep up the good work. These artists give great interview.

Yeah, that's definitely it. It's so demented.

I flagellate myself for forgetting Twin Peaks's intro.

I like the Buffy intro for its '90s-ness. The Angel intro sometimes grates. Depends on my mood.

Paranoia Agent
The Wire (Season Four's especially)
Cowboy Bebop
Downton Abbey
Futurama
Skins
Freaks and Geeks
The Singing Detective

Now, the 'Cowboy Bebop' theme song. I would have sex to that. It'd have to be fast and unsatisfying to my partner, but I'd have fun, so there you go.