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"the look of joy that Langdon gives when he is returned his prized Mickey Mouse wristwatch at the end of the film, having already saved the world"

Sounds like something the Danish would go for.

What do you think they're looking for?

But he's still going to box his critics, right?

I would have thought Cube would go for a Thomas Hardy adaption rather than that hack Dickens. You know Jude the Obscure could easily be transplanted to Compton.

As to anyone who was waiting for this, I sympathize. You poor, poor bastards. The man behind Real Steel, Cheaper by the Dozen and The Pink Panther remake is not whom you need or deserve.

"There isn’t much plot" -

Right mindset: you mean "super-long plane trip where entertainment system has broken down and you're suffering from crazy jet lag"?

"Meanwhile, the trailer also lacks in any big stylistic hooks…"

The Jim Kelly no-huddle offense used to decimate… Just not in the Super Bowls.

That was about the only offense any of us saw…

It was a good chorizo.

Yes, thanks Katie for taking one for the team.

MY WISH HAS COME TRUE! #QuantumArcher

Oh, and it's directed by the guy who did that eerie German movie, The Silence? #intrigued

Well, the French version was great… Can't complain about the casting.

I'm going on hunger strike until Quantum Archer is greenlighted.

Quantam Archer sounds fucking amazing.

We'll always have Katz.

"Cradling, 15 Yards."