Oh, I thought you said his dick made a cameo in "Powder," everyone's favorite magic albino movie. What's this other show?

"every living thing is telepathic, and women are apparently extinct" – isn't that basically A Boy and His Dog?

"Movie is shit, but it looks pretty: C+"

No Autolux? Tsk tsk.

Looked like a real Lemon party on CNN.

"the man still directs like he has a controlling share in Dramamine" – now it all makes sense… THE CONSPIRACY UNRAVELS!

Biggest problem I had with the Renner one was that the plot was so anticlimatic. "Wait a second – he's doing all this to get some drugs?" Renner was great, and the direction was terrific as well… Wish they could have come up with a story with some actual stakes.

HBO
You don't have to turn on the Greenlight
Those days are over
You don't have sell us Affleck/Damon all night

Hey, Ed Sheeran's Thinking Out Loud did have its demerits.

A famous starlet is filming a movie in the Serengiti and hears about a secret bar where lions go to drink. She's intrigued by this and makes great pains to seek it out. Finally she finds it, walks in nonchalantly and sits herself down at the bar.

WTF - I thought this was an actual game.

Coincidentally, the trailer for King Arthur seriously blows…

I could hear a rusty trombone when the news broke.

I dunno, that's a bit of a reacharound.

An unholy brie–egg hybrid? I'm disgusted and peckish at the same time.

Lovely… But shouldn't that burger be the nihilist's delight?

What are those white slabs supposed to be? Slices of brie?

No, I'd ask Tom Petty in what way am I not supposed to do him like that?

Yah, I gotta admit… I really liked Batmanuel (which I think can mainly be attributed to the actor, which Bizarro Sacrelicious noted. At the same, Die Fledermaus amused the shit out of me for all the reasons you mentioned above.

She's wasted a lot of our time, but I think she's ready to be put out of her misery. #NoMoreSuffering