goddamnit av club, put your ass in the chair
Look, I'm the fucking biggest of fan of Alkaline Trio around these parts. Everything from Crimson to Goddamnit is goddamn classic.

those things were looking huge.

I'm restarting the unit1
Yo T-Dog you're in the wrong class.

Larry ate my turkey
Him holding that little pear up was one of the funniest sight gags this show has ever done.

fuck your dots quaid
Quaid is about as believable as a leader of men as Valcheck. But I'll be damned if this movie doesn't tickle my tits.

Do you see the fucking stripes on my arm? The shit rolls down hill it doesn't come back up and hit me in the ass!

thats what they pay me for
See what happens when this unit has the proper supervision. You might just make rank one of these days detective. And the motherfucker saying this, hates your guts.

You're just fucking with me aren't you, you got the real stats waiting just outside the door…maybe a strippers gonna walk through that door, flash some tit, give us a wiff of that muff and give me my crime stats

Well isn't that fucking creme brulee!

In a pool of his own piss and tears. Don't tell me why, but I remember that murder like it was yesterday.

rawls doesn't suck cock
Two guys in a cabin? Sounds fruitier than Bunk's pink shirt.

Listen the fuck up detective. You don't think in all my years with the force I haven't met my fair share of criticism?

really?
Whats the fucking point AV CLUB? Not one of your readers is going to go see this movie, unless they have kids, and I don't give a fuck about the kids.

har har
Goddamnit AV Club, here you go again, trying to be the smartest cocksucker in the room. You think your foot patrol assholes are going to throw you a parade for ragging some horror movie?

don't
Heh, this guy had to fall on sword, if you know what I'm saying. Kind of like me when Carcetti fed me that big bowl of shit.