It doesn't worry you that you know the names of the characters? I mean, seriously…I'll watch some rancid shit in the hope of a few cheap laughs but 20 minutes into the first GI Jerk flick, I turned it off and in favour of listening to paint dry.

HIV Joe: Death At The Oscars

Tyler Perry's Peritonitis: Or Inside Tyler Perry's Diseased Duodenum

It was the 'What The Fuck?' section…and you're right…she was definitely sponge-worthy..

Zowee! Alice Cooper as an alien werewolf in leather pants, getting shot by a babe with the shiniest damn cleavage I've ever seen: that's entertainment.

It's a peach. A quick google tells me it was called The Devil Bat.

OK…now I've watched this.

Thanks for the tip…that's what I love about the AV Club: I keep getting alerted to films I'd never heard of or heard of but not seen. Last night I watched two films I picked up on here: American Movie and Audience.

I've never seen Troll 2 but I've seen a few of those assembled reels of clips on youtube. The documentary is downloading as we speak.

With her arm up a fabric Emu, presumably…I dunno if she'd go for it, though, what with having been in Casablanca (or its troll equivalent)…

Did any of you see Happy People: A Year in the Taiga? It's listed as being 'directed' by Herzog and Dmitry Vasyukov, but it's my understanding that Vasyukov made the film independently and Herzog saw the 3 and a half hours of footage, pared it down and 'produced' it.

I realize (given the rottenness of his rendition) that it's hard to tell, but Hanks was actually trying to essay a Dublin accent. I had trouble pegging it myself until his brothers turned up later speaking in actuall Dublin accents (or a reasonable simulacrum).

…and weirdly, while checking to see if the film was on youtube, one of the first things to pop up in the sidebar was this…

Here you go. Should the broke be deprived of Art? Fuck no.

One man's detritus and foul smells are another man's treasure and perfumes of Arabia….or so I gathered from Richard von Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis…

Thanks for the heads-up, guys; Conquest of the Useless (which, to my regret and shame, I'd never heard of before) sounds fucking great…next stop Amazon.

Mr Blandings Builds His Dream Burden

Doubtless you speak of the Brain Fever bird, which sounds exactly like you imagine.

I feel like I just walked in on an episode of Breaking Bad…but, y'know…in a good way…

Terrific! Say…listen…while you're in homicidal-mode, can I email you Dick Cheney's address?