The real Ahmed Ibn Fadlan wrote of the Rus:

Not to be confused with Carpenter's The Fag, the chilling tale of a very butch New Jersey suburb that's invaded by a man who reduces the inhabitants to quivering jelly with his scathing criticisms of their soft furnishings, their fashion-sense and their ignorance of Broadway musicals.

"LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!"

Body Heat could have been even better if Kathleen Turner had spontaneously combusted at the end…serve the cold bitch right.

Absolutely. Another classic Cagney performance.

White Meat starring Jane Skanky..the brutal tale of a hard-bitten, dildo-packin' spitfire who fucks her way to the pinnacle of the underworld…but falls for a mild-mannered English Lit. teacher (played by James Stewart) and gives it all up for a house in Vermont, a Labrador retriever and a Prius.

This is Cagney at the height of his power. But I always found him to be the most mesmerising of all the great 'gangster' actors (Bogart, Muni, Raft, Robinson et al). Partly, I think, it was Cagney's history as a Vaudeville hoofer—it gave him this balletic grace…he moved through every scene like the dancer he'd been;…

Let me introduce you to my ex-wife's lawyer…

I wasn't sure if you were kidding or not so I gogoled it (it's a gloomy Russian search-engine, but I like it) and discovered this:

I'm having trouble picturing John Saxon as Sonny…or is this some other John Saxon?

I think he was mis-quoted. What he actually said was: 'Slash my hoors…', which makes sense…if you're a psychopath…or jet-lagged.

"It's not a huge list"

Only if he gets drunk and bakes a cake.

I watched it on one of those hungover Sunday-on-the-couch deals and it seemed like brainless fun (-ish). Not a big fan of Cameron Diaz but I thought she was great in Young Adult

Ditto…as remakes go, it was pretty damn good. But then, I'm a sucker for Westerns

I don't want any more text alerts from Carlos Danger.

Spidey On Broadway!. In this one, Spidey falls into the orchestra-pit and breaks his ribs.

Hi, I'm an Applebee's…And I'm a KFC.

…and a movie called Escape From Applebee's starring a senile Kurt Russell (Will Smith predicted that Russell will fail, by the way)…

I watched Babette's Packed Lunch (the D'Angelo cut) and frankly, it kinda sucked ass; just a bunch of petit bourgeois frogs grabbing a quick sandwich while vowing fealty to Satan.