lol reminds me of this classic Leslie Nielsen bit from Wrongfully Accused:

This reminds me of my favorite story about how the Traveling Wilburys formed. George Harrison called Dylan (to use his home studio) and he actually answered right away, which surprised George because you could go years without actually reaching the guy, or having him call you back.

Good points. Visiting Central Florida & Cape Canaveral to catch a space shuttle launch was one of the weirdest experiences of my life, and I've been all over this country.

Yep, a good 30%-40% of the country are now that jerk you remember from middle school who always called for a do-over whenever he lost.

How was I supposed to know he was with the Russians too?

Things fall apart, it's scientific. You should know that.

Please don't label these aholes as "paleoconservatives." Goldwater was a typical paleocon, if we must use that term, and he rebuked the modern GOP in his later years. The rule of law, Constitution, separation of powers, limited federal government, and strong federalism (e.g. remember the Tenth Amendment, bro) are all…

It's more likely that states having a majority of electoral college votes form an interstate compact to pledge electors based on national popular vote, or some variation of that.

I like how she also vandalized private property for a "protest" or whatever. She's like a Michael Savage caricature of every damn dirty hippie from Berkeley come to life.

At this point, the best part of the MCU is that we know the *characters*, which makes the whole crossover/buddy cop thing work. It's smart that Marvel not get too caught up with continuity minutia, since most people don't give a shit. But we know what Thor's like, and we know what Hulk/Banner's like, so seeing them…

"The best thing about the sun is it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine."

My favorite PC strategy gaming trope is winning the game by being the first player to send a starship to the Alpha Centauri system. I think this originally appeared in Civilization, but would be curious to hear from any tabletop gamers if Sid Meier lifted it from a board game.

Yeah, that's fascinating. Would love to hear from any AV Clubbers on the ground in Utah about it.

He's the one with the goatee.

HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?

I'm an ideas man — I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain!

The pussy grabbing is coming from inside the bus!

I don't watch football or really care about it, but damn do I love John Teti's column here.

Curt Schilling really is the perfect Republican: takes public money in the form of a loan for some bullshit videogame studio, and then goes bankrupt.

What a bunch of assholes. Seriously. Instead of talking about policy and Real Issues, the hacks still left are trying to convince us that Trump isn't a disgusting perv with a proclivity for sexually assaulting women. Oh yeah, he's also a fucking moron.