It's false-flags all the way down!

Jeb! at this point is like GOB-in-a-banana-suit after Buster fishes him out of the wreckage with a crane. "They're laughing, Michael!"

This fat kid at my middle school was a goddamn savant at coming up with ways to justify various junk foods as healthy: "When you get down to it, all this shit originally came from stars, whether it's broccoli or lard."

Yeah, is Fred Armisen blackmailing the AV Club or something?

The best part was that not only did Romney lose, but he lost by a significant number of electoral votes. That's what happens when you decide to ignore reality — in many areas of existence, that sort of willful ignorance gets people killed.

Unfortunately more relevant than ever: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Has anyone in this thread ever actually seen a chicken??

Holy shit everyone, Facetaco sat next to Diamond Joe Biden on a flight!

B.G. Henne, you blowhard!

My favorite Dylan voice is on Traveling Wilburys Vol. 1. Gonna have to listen to "Tweeter and the Monkey Man" now.

Jeez, my eyeballs might roll right out of my skull.

Yeah, Dylan is fantastic. I've always viewed him as a lyricist and poet first and foremost, especially since the 'definitive' performance of some of his songs are from other groups e.g. The Byrds with "Chimes of Freedom" and The Band with "When I Paint My Masterpiece."

During the show, did Dylan at any point acknowledge the crowd's existence?

Black Widow teams up with The Onion's version of Secretary of State John Kerry to rescue hostages and escape from self-destructing evil layers and shit.

I can't wait for the deleted scene where he's trying to figure out the bullshit Excel formulas the people in Corporate Tax Accounting are using, while his colleague waits on an empty conference call line because the external auditor assholes didn't update the invite with the new number.

Serious question: where in the Constitution does it say anything about the president doing a goddamn thing about energy sources?

Is there a time when the internet's motives aren't suspect?

Norm is so fucking funny that I start laughing just imagining him pronouncing words like "rejoinder" with that twinkle in his eye and kinda mischievous look on his face.

"The phenomenon of people copying the superficial style of something great without actually really understanding"

Dirty Work is a dumb movie for sure, but there are some gems in there, e.g., Don Rickles insult to Norm: "You have a personality like a dead moth."