This big studio re-imagining of The Room does look a lot more polished than the original, with a photogenic young cast whose buttocks are unlikely to resemble cratered moons; however, without an auteur like Wiseau at the helm, there's no heart or passion here. Also, no ubiquitous photographs of spoons bedecking the…

Jeez, fellow avclub readers - your taste in music this year is almost as bad as Pitchfork's! I've come to expect this sort of thing from them, but I thought you were different. . .

I finally got around to catching this on the dvr so I'm late to the party, but I have to say I quite enjoyed the somber note introduced amongst the silliness in this episode. Did anybody else get the feeling that James was being portrayed as, well, mentally deficient -and that he might have gotten that way from being…

We're gonna have us a lot of Hustlers.

Jean Paul Sartre's motorcycle gang: I believe in the existential outlaw as hero, that's why I travel with these men!

Jorge, you blind bitch.

It was broadminded of the producers to cast aliens as the old people in that movie.

Love is All was a heckuva band, and they graced Fargo with their presence not once but on several occasions, thoroughly rocking us each time.

I'm pretty sure the line is 'mean baby face', at least, I hope that it is, because it's hilarious.

-It's the big smiling car!
-Cars smiled more back then!
-He's Jet Jaguar!

For me, Beast is the hardest one to watch, although the dubbing and crappy camera go a long way to make it worse than it even is. Red Zone Cuba is Coleman's magnum opus in my eyes

Just lie back and think of England's airspace.

That's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.

According to Tony Mendoza, after years spent in alcoholic
poverty,Francis would eventually be found dead in the back of a car with
bags and tubes wrapped around his head, so perhaps he was closer in
temperament to the above fellows than one might think, although unfortunately I can't see Coleman ever getting his…

I always get my KTMA episodes anonymously mailed to me on burned cd-r's labeled 'Hola' myself.

That inadvertent mid-line *sighhh* really does have the ring of authenticity about it.

Sleep with as many slaves. . .I mean, a stitch in time!

Other than the likes of Ian Curtis and E.M. Cioran you mean?

Not to forget rattlesnake and Velveeta.

I am death and I am visited upon you!