"I was?"

These Carl's Jr. commercials are getting a little weird.

*fast-forwards to lesbian scene*

I'm a nice salesman. Not as cool.

Cosmos definitely.

Twittersphere wolf?

You swear we don't all watch Dreamgirls collectively as a nation every Easter.

The Star is Born Ultimatum

Not me.

You guessed it.

I didn't know you were a Trekkie, Xander.

I know that I'm a sinner, but I really need a Renner, or the orphanage will close.

I'mma let you finish but the 2001 baby had one of the best star births of all time.

And the deer, and the antelopes play!

It can be two out of three things (and it wouldn't be bad).

(toilet flushes)
(audience member throws hotel room key at Christina Applegate)

*pulls prosthetic leg out of pants*

Well, he spoiled the broth.

Not very significant, I guess.

Looking forward to the scene where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev falls into a vat of toxic sludge and then gets run over by Red Forman.